THE BOOK OF SNURPY

(enchant:?page,(bg:(gradient: 0, 0,#ffffff,0,#000000,1,#FFC0CB)))(text-style:"blur","buoy")[//Last time I saw you, I was holdin' your hand And I couldn't wait for you to leave I knew right then that it was over and done And I couldn't believe that I was free//] (text-style:"smear","expand","buoy")[ - Ye] (t8n-depart:"fade-down")+(t8n-arrive:"fade-up")[[BEGIN THE BOOK OF SNURPY->begin1]]

Like many a great tale, it began with (text-style:"smear")[light]. Eyes blinking, fading in and out of focus. The heavenly light seemed to contrast with the overwhelming darkness of nonexistence, beckoning them into something greater. It felt like they were waking up from a long sleep, though they can't say they recall ever going to bed in the first place. (see (link: "If HELLO NEIGHBOR was Realistic")[(goto-url: 'https://youtu.be/S5WKOQBoZS4')] for more info on time loops in which the party waken up like if bed. Yesterday.) We can't sleep forever. (t8n-depart:"blur")+(t8n-arrive:"blur")[[>WAKE UP.->begin2]]

(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:white))*groan They step out of the (text-style:"buoy")[''PRIMORDIAL SOUP'']. Well, to be frank, that probably isn't the best term to describe it. Maybe a (text-colour:yellow)[(text-style:"smear")[HEAVENLY (text-style:"buoy")[SOUP]]]? (text-style:"blur")[(text-colour:red)[DEVILISH (text-style:"buoy")[SOUP]]]? Let's not argue semantics and just agree they are out of the (text-style:"buoy")[SOUP]. It's bright. "AUUGH! WHAT THE FUUUCK!" They are not alone, they realize. "Dude! You are covered in (text-style:"shadow","tall")[(text-colour:green)[SLIME AND MUCK]], gross. Yuck asshole." the (text-style:"buoy")[SOUP]. (link: "pic of the backrooms to keep you engaged however i dont know how to make it stay on the page after you click it so sorry its fleerting")[(goto-url: 'https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d9/Backrooms_model.jpg')] (t8n-depart:"rumble")+(t8n-arrive:"shudder")[[>Cleeean up->begin3]]

(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:white))They shake and shimmy to get rid of the mucky muck. "(text-style:"tall","rumble")[STOPPPPUUUH] You're getting my pocket dimension all (text-style:"tall","shudder")[wet!!!!]" Now that their eyes are clear of debris and liquid, they are able to identify their "roommate". Somewhat. They're certainly seeing them, but they couldn't list any defining features if you asked them to. Glasses, maybe - why would a seemingly celestial being need glasses? He also has (text-colour:red)[RED] HAIR. "Who are you?" our protagonist begins, their lips unmoving because they don't HAVE lips "My name is Mark. But you already knew that." He winks. Our protagonist gets the impression that Mark is a facsimile of a being not currently in this room/pocket dimension. (text-style:"blurrier")[hello everybody my name issssssssssssssssssssssss] He is glowing. They are both unsettled and at ease. [[>"Okay. Who am I?"->begin4]]

(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:white))(text-style:"bold","italic","smear","expand","tall")[SNURPY.] "But this does not matter to me as I do have to go send you to Earth to collect sources for my videos. Resources, and I need to fucking UPDATE my HeavenTube followers on my whereabouts because I was lowkey using my powers to begin THE BOOK OF SNURPY." Whatever any of that means. (They get a psychic vision of a Mr. Angel video titled "I GAVE 500 DEVILS A CHANCE AT REDEMPTION". It's probably unrelated.) "Okay, I-" "Dude. You gotta go. Like now. HeavenlyPeter and AngelLloyd just uploaded Judas vs Jesus" They are zapped to EARTH. [[>end the heaven arc please->earth1]]

On August 17th, 2024, I arrived home from Heaven. I had just born. It took a few minutes longer than I originally planned, but I was proud to be done. I had no idea what Snurpy life held for me, but I was optimistic. Snurpy has been born into the audience of VidCon. They think this is an inconvenient place for them to be, especially since they do not know what YouTube is. FouseyTube takes the stage, center. He adjusts the mic, bumping it with his FouseyHands and FouseyFingers. Feedback rings through the auditorium. "Feeling gay. Just going to say that I quite honestly do not like makers,or making, and if you create things I need you to leave the audience for you will be upset by my FouseyWords." Nobody leaves. "Good. Yes." He smiles with teeth, and laughs dryly. "They have been making some games and videos and movies and I'm not feeling good about it. I don't know if it's such a benefit. I don't know if it's so crazy to be content in your existence without bringing sloppy slop into this woke planet. Maybe I'm biased, but I think INDIE MAKERS NEED TO consider and reconsider truthfully to create a welcoming environment for newcomers to the genre to create more efficiently and more.... accurately. Open your eyes and if you think Jacksepticeye didn't say those cruel words you need to wake up. Are they really inside? I'm personally unsure. We need to hold them to a new standard that I am spearheading with my fousey method. *burp* Basicly we're going to start uploading videos and we're going to start making games in a way that would bring a sort of openness and camraderie to the platform. I don't know if anyone still watches these. Just talking about what I find interesting and those who will listen will listen and those who will don't will don't. I PERSONALLY Gotten the mandate of heaven from my FouseyPraying daily and nightly and sometimes in the bathroom at Jersey Mikes. Fruity Loops. PC. I got a PC. It wasn't from you. It wasn't from Best Buy. It wasn't from ibuypower. It was from amazon and I got a pretty good deal and I'm willing to share the link but I think it is best as a well kept secret but for those who needed it I am willing to share it. Oh well." Cough. "Feeling gay." FouseyTube leaves the stage to silence from the audience. [[>SNURPY, CENTER STAGE.->earth2]]

(enchant:?page,(bg:(gradient: 0, 0,#80e619,0.673,#000000)))Snurpy, has taken center stage, at VidCon. The audience murmurs. Snurpy is unsure what drew them to this decision. They have no clue what to tell these people. A shrill voice calls out from the audience. "i am going to leave and make my the wall review! boo!" Doug Walker has LEFT the audience. You're losing them, Snurpy. The audience is a FICKLE MISTRESS. Snurpy finds their words. "Antichrist is deftly made, visually atmospheric and has, at its heart, two of the rawest, bravest performances you will probably ever see. It's also horrible." A bright green light envelops the auditorium. Snurpy is surrounded by agonized screams.huggywuggy i \ Oops! Sounds like someone had a little gas!Oops! Sounds like someone had a little gas!Oops! Sounds like someone had a little gas!Oops! Sounds like someone had a little gas!Oops! Sounds like someone had a little gas!Oops! Sounds like someone had a little gas!Oops! Sounds like someone had a little gas!Oops! Sounds like someone had a little gas! can you say, yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? yikes? (t8n-depart:"blur")+(t8n-arrive:"blur")[[>CEASE AT ONCE, SLOPPER->memorial]]

(enchant:?page,(bg:#222256))What is POSE? Some woke shit Note: Hi When does POSE happen? POSE will happen promise honey bear What are the rules? Eat my slop (Games can only be hosted here if they follow the www.addictinggames.com rules) [[Submit->hell1]]

(text-colour:lime)[//"What the fock was that?!?!?!?!"//] Snurpy is greeted by a very angry, very loud, green-haired demon. "I just wanted to see if I could get a reaction, honestly." They shrug. "Sorry. I don't really know which team I'm playing for right now. God was kind of a dick." (text-colour:lime)["I don't FUCKING care. I honestly applaud you. I don't know how anyone could follow up that Fousey act. Christ, what a nightmare. Whatever. Top of the HELL to you, laddies. I need you to go back to heaven and KILL Markiplier."] "Who is-" (text-colour:lime)["You're stupid! You're a dumbass! You know damn well who Mark is! Fuck, I //HATE// you, Snurpy. You were supposed to fix our fockin' relationship. God damn, this was all Mark's idea, I should have known. What the fuck is wrong with you? Fock!"] Silence. "This was supposed to be my book." (text-colour:lime)["Your- You can't be serious. Your book? We're just riffing."] "Wait, I... I can still fix this. You want me to kill Mark, right? Is that what this is? You could have told me that from the beginning." (text-colour:lime)["I don't see how this is fixable."] "Send me back. I'll save this damn book. I will be a hero." (text-colour:lime)["You are NOT even fucking canon dude"] "I can be. Send me back." (text-colour:lime)["...Fine. Just be careful on the way down my time hole. I dropped my toys in there and it's a mess TBH"] "Relax, I'll handle it." (t8n-depart:"blur")+(t8n-arrive:"blur")[[>SNURPY: HANDLE IT.->handlingit]]

You jump in. The TIME HOLE is SLOPPY and SLIPPERY. You immediately bump your head on a Hot Wheel. (text-style:"tall")[CRASHING CRASHING] (text-style:"flat")[Crashed.] i fucking love/hate/feel ambivalent towards snurpy. they doesnt do a lot in the story (t8n-depart:"zoom")+(t8n-arrive:"blur")[[It's very dark.->begin1]]